Let'sshowthepeopleourfabulousprizes!Firstplacewinnergetsa60-daygamecard,worthapproximately$30.Andinhonorofold-schoolraidingachievements,thesecond-placewinnerwillgethischoiceofaMoreDots!orDing!GratsshirtfromJ!NX,worthabout$20.
However,towinyouhavetobeeligiblecheapwowgold%26#8211;andtobeeligible,youhavetobeaU.S.ornon-QuebecCanadianresidentatleast13yearsofage.Sorry,EU,Oceanicandotherreaders,butlegalrestrictionsmakeitimpossibletoincludeeveryone.Theofficialrulesforthecontestcanbefoundhere.Readthemorbestuckintreeformforalleternity!
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Thewinnerofthelastcontest,whichfeaturedthreelittlegnomes,wasNaram,with"MillhouseManastormlongdreamedofhisfirstnightoutofArcatraz."RepeatwinnerSwordchuckscameinsecondwith"Gnomematingritualsarerichandvaried,owingprimarilytotherace'sthreegenders:male,female,andpinkpigtailedincarnateofevil.Mostnon-gnomeresearchersonthetopicquicklygomad."Congratulations,andtothevictorsgothespoils!
Nowthisisastoryallabouthowmylifegotflipped,turnedupsidedown.AndI'dliketotakeaminute,justsitrightthere,totellyouhowtoparticipateinthisweek'scontest.IpostapictureduringTuesdaymaintenance.YouwriteahumorouscaptionforthispicturebyFriday,October24at11:59PMEST.Itcouldbeafunnydescriptionofthesituationoraquotethatyouimaginethecharactersinthescreenshotsaying.Examplesofpreviouswinnerscanbefoundhere,hereandhere.Leaveyourcaptionsinacommentonthispost,andkeepitclean-ifBlizzardwouldwarnyouforsayingitin-game,don'tenteritinthecontest.Duringtheweekend,Ie-mailtheposttoourlist,membersoftheWoWInsiderteamrespondwiththeirfavorites,andten(orso)ofthosefavoriteswillbechosenforthefinalvote.OnTuesdaymorning,weputthetopchoicesupforapublicvoteinanewpost.VotingendsWednesday,October29at11:59PMEST.Afterthevoting,wenotifythewinners.Iftheyrespondtooure-mailandconfirmthatthey'reeligibletowin,wemailouttheirprizes.